Proposition 317

I just want to wish everyone a happy and fun St. Patty's Day this weekend. Even though its not until Monday - Saturday is the official day to tolerate Irish music this year. So tip your hat, knock a few back and dance a jig with a new friend. Or go to a wedding shower. What ever sounds more fun. I still get grief from a male friend about my decision not to attend his wedding shower last year held on St. Patrick's Day. How many errors can you find in that last sentence? By far one of the greatest holidays all year. I for one already have the corned beef brewing in the crock pot. I truly wish I was in Chitown right now. Some of the most fun times of my life. Anyways, be safe and don't get yourself in any trouble, and if you are lucky enough, you just might see yourself a Leprechaun. Or a crack heeeaaad.

First things first Saturday- check the Irish Palm Pilot.

Common attire for some - but please kick me in the nads if you ever see me with this crap on.

More Extreme. I think St. Patrick's Day in Dublin lacks some of the flare it does here.

I think in Ireland you just drink until you start conversing with a Leprechaun wearing a crown. You talking to me? You talking to me? Eeeyyyy.

Avoidable. Looking good sweetie! I guess taking off the green and white cat in the hat to drive didn't fool them. Nice skirt. Are those her curtains?

Also avoidable. But commendable effort. You made it. Home Safe Home.

Love Happens on St. Patrick's Day. I can't think of a more romantic setting.. drunk Sox fans walking through your photo ten times...hooting at your new bride to show her t*ts.

Lust happens too. A stumbling pasty ass Irish girl with a super wedgie flossed thong and a bottle of booze. Hot. Well done buddy. Get some! Right? What garbage can did you find her in? Have fun making out with that puke mouth.

Speaking of lust. Hi. Soo.. come here much? You...girls Irish?? Whatever, I call John Madden on the right. She can carrying me home tomorrow. Or a keg. As needed.