Walk Hard

To the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies below is a little song I wrote about a true story that happened to a kid in college. Not liked by all, his roommates apparently even less. The setting is a living room with 3-4 people over.

Well heres a little story bout a kid named Joe

His roommates pulled a prank but he will never know

Watching a movie and one of them made

A glass for Joe of some delicious lemonade.

Spiked that is. With Viagra. Boner Juice.

Well next thing you know Joes squirming in his chair

Crossing his legs but others were aware

So he grabbed a pillow and with a zoom,

covered up his crotch and ran into his room.

To hide the boner that is. It’s not the pleats, or the pattern on the pants.

Forty five later he knows somethings wrong

He yells down the stairs “I don’t know what’s going on!

I just beat one off and it’s still hard!!”

Two hours later it was still standing guard.

Attention! Hut! "Why won’t it just go away??"

Could “The Boner” come back? He doesn’t know, it may.

They never told him it was Viagra to this day.

The only way this could have been more fun,

If the movie of the day was Brokeback Mountain.

He’d subconsciously think he’s gay that is..That a movie about two h-mo cowboys... gave him the most uncontrolable woodrow wilson of his life.