Smitten by Chili’s
I’d Propose to My Wife There
While She's On Duty
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Just Like Applebees?
Fools! A Homeless Mans Chili’s
The Layout is Worse
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Free Chips and Salsa
Two for Ones With Frosted Mugs
God? Is This Heaven?
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Seated In The Bar
Staring At the Greeters Ass
The Table Wobbles
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First Round is Empty
Hasn’t Placed Our Order Yet
I Think She is Late
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A New Crowd Walks In
Shit - A Former CoWorker
Keep Watching the Game
The Menu By Heart
Looking a Formality
Chicken Tacos Please
___Fourth Two for One Round
One More El Presidente
A Concerned Server
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Our Server is Done
My Walk to the Can is Blurred
Please Transfer Our Tab
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Can You Split Our Tab?
Who’s Paying for The Queso?
One More Round On Mine.
2 comments:
chili's is my all time FAVORITE restuarant!!! I'd accept a proposal at Chilis, if given the opportunity.
Just put the ring at the bottom of a cup of salsa. That, is romantic. "So how did he propose??" It would be more rediculous if their salsa wasn't so good. Gone well before the chips.
-C.Montgomerie
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