Thursday, July 31, 2008

Monty's Election Deception

For the 2006 Senate election day, yours truly was ahead of the curve. Specially saved for this occasion on a tack board in my room was an "I Voted" sticker from the last presidential election. The night before I set my alarm clock for a restful 9:30am. The morning of the Senate election, I awoke, got dressed for work, had a nice breakfast, and before I left - I took the "I Voted" sticker off my tack board, scraped the back of it with my fingernail so it was sticky again and put it on. Strolling into the office late morning wearing my I Already Voted and You Didn't sticker, I not only looked responsible and civic minded, but amazing fresh with my three extra hours of sleep. Especially considering that others thought I rose early and fought a morning crowd to make sure I performed my civic duty. My boss was very proud. I then went and voted after work. Try it - it works!!

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Monty voted Paul Judd for Prom King.
-tre

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I also voted for Jesse Ventura. Neither which I regret.
-Monty

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