An eminent threat exists to averaged sized society. One rarely noticed, even more seldom discussed. Primordial dwarfs. Genetically superior to their achondroplastic counterparts who are slowed by disproportionate cranium and inefficient skeletal structure, unassuming by nature, primordials are sleek, stealth and considered dangerous. Although there less than 200 currently in the United States - those that are known have recently been found persistently and diabolically scheming what is believed may be a crippling attack. 
Under the radar, yet unrelenting in their efforts, primordial cells have been spotted joining forces at LPA (Little People of America) meetings across the country, preparing and strategically planning an attack. To what degree is still unknown. They have been found to be physically training, teaching themselves martial arts, various spy maneuvers as well as the art of seduction. In preparation, evidence is coming forth, to somehow stun an unsuspecting averaged height community - then seduce and breed with their women.
Their full and complete intentions remain unclear at this point. Fortunately, recent Discovery Channel documentaries on primordials have haphazardly covered and shed light on these current objectives. It is the duty of all to inform. Be on the thigh high lookout. Your women are not safe - your shins have never been in such grave danger.
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