Masters Look A-Like

This morning on the Dan Patrick show, there was a short segment where he was discussing "You Da' Man" ers at golf tournaments when Tiger is hitting. How they are the absolute worst people on the planet and they completely ruin telecasts. They discussed the need for a separate "You Da' Man" police at Tournaments, where you could report offenders and have them escorted out immediately. This brought me back to a little golf Major I attended a few years ago when I had the good fortune of standing right next to Mr. Lass when out of no where he yelled at the top of his lungs "Go In the Hole!!" in the middle of a crowd when Tiger hit a shot on a par 3. Yup. Mr. Lass is a "Go In the Hole"er. Close to 4,000 people glared at us. I immediately turned around. I couldn't look. Didn't need to. I could physically feel the glares and the communal thoughts of 4,000 people saying "F-ing Douchebag" in their head at the same time. I couldn't believe it. Close to the worst moment of my life. If there were "You Da Man" police around you better believe I would have reported Mr. Lass and had his ass escorted out.

There is little point to this following part other than Trevor Immelman, winner of Sunday's Masters Golf Tournament, is a serious look alike to Gary from Team America. I found hard not to chuckle whenever he was on screen.
"I want to believe in you Trevor. I remember the first time we met. You were a simple golfer on the NationWide Tour, afraid to let me carry your bag because you thought I wanted you to perform orenthal sax on me...And now the tables have turned.. I don't know if I can trust you to hit an 8 iron on 16."

"Come on Trevor.. Golf.. You have the power."

"Bak Derk Derk Ala. Dogleg dogleg aMasters Jihad!"