Situation: Accidental Run In
Date: February 12, 2003
The Story: So I was walking to the cafeteria in college. I opened the door to the building where the cafeteria is held, which also has several conference/reception rooms. I was reading through a paper as I was walking a path I had walked a 100 times. All of a sudden WHAM!!! I slam into someone. "Oh my god, excuse me" I immediately say as I step back and look up. Only to see it is a large, strong, non-student.. Holy shit - is that Carl Lewis?? No...I mean.. Jackie Joyner Kersee?!?! I completely slammed into her bosom. Her succulent succulent rock hard bosom. 
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