A Punany Poet Emerges

After seeing the HBO Real Sex clip about Punany Poets in Oakland, I was intrigued.
Punany Poetry is urban live performances that through poem, song,
dance and cabaret bring entertainment and awareness in a sexy, sensual performance.
I saw a few. Such power.. Such afro-vaginal emotion! I am hooked.
I have searched and finally found a local Punany chapter.
Below is a piece I performed last Thrusday that went over quite well and
I was accepted in the group despite the fact that I am a white male.
Anyone can Punany - you just have to respect the Punany.

Do you want to touch.. My Punany?

Do you want to feeeeelllllll My Punany?

My Punany will control your mind,

Playing it over on rewind.

The power of My Punany is that strong,

Complex and challenging but never wrong.

My Punany glistens in moon light

Attracting cobras all through the night.

So you want to try my crepes?

My shag carpet, dark velvet drapes?

Try to find my chocolate chip?

I know you want to honey dip.

Can you get a scoop?

Beacuse I KNOW My Punany makes you want to shooop.

Don't think My Punany is within your reach!

Rookies - I don’t have the time to teach -

That brother man can’t get everything he fancies

Because theres a padlock on these panties.

You have to respect My Punany

You have to cherish My Punany

And if you play your cards just right

Maybe, just maybe, you just might

Get treated to a sweet delight

a fantastic time that’s out of sight,

if you meet My Punany tonight.

..and that is all I have to write.